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The garment-dyed cotton feels broken-in from day one — a lived-in hand that pairs with denim, hoodies, or your favorite layering pieces. Quiet, slightly sarcastic text on the front and back reads like an inside joke you share with other low-key weirdos. Wear it to punch up a simple outfit, to spark a smirk at a show, or to claim your place in whichever small, ironic community you belong to.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, durable feel\u003cbr\u003e- Garment-dyed after construction for a lived-in texture and gentle color variations\u003cbr\u003e- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit — structured but comfortable\u003cbr\u003e- Double-needle stitching and tubular (no side seams) construction for durability and clean lines\u003cbr\u003e- Size range S–4XL with pre-shrunk fabric and sewn-in label\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: Made in Honduras\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":53403228078353,"sku":"19605508777020437021","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ S","offer_id":53403228111121,"sku":"29609422331071996289","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ S","offer_id":53403228143889,"sku":"14258016049729600343","price":30.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":53403228176657,"sku":"16171243570377687607","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ M","offer_id":53403228209425,"sku":"60713481492044504540","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ M","offer_id":53403228242193,"sku":"31719718472567086158","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ M","offer_id":53403228274961,"sku":"27616675726403198949","price":30.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":53403228307729,"sku":"22403319790931716004","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ L","offer_id":53403228340497,"sku":"26170599768599947753","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ L","offer_id":53403228373265,"sku":"17260389813391511337","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ L","offer_id":53403228406033,"sku":"19679978560173571158","price":30.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":53403228438801,"sku":"43492120704971181504","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ XL","offer_id":53403228471569,"sku":"22132044996397224081","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blossom \/ XL","offer_id":53403228504337,"sku":"16745168849969350349","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ XL","offer_id":53403228537105,"sku":"32585429988026339934","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ XL","offer_id":53403228569873,"sku":"25576189419809067475","price":30.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":53403228602641,"sku":"73487739040008485801","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blossom \/ 2XL","offer_id":53403228635409,"sku":"27129507298282466114","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ 2XL","offer_id":53403228668177,"sku":"21463048756473839261","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":53403228700945,"sku":"16874865655301842992","price":30.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":53403228733713,"sku":"29972071214915565253","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ 3XL","offer_id":53403228766481,"sku":"51926589093332689252","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0966\/9496\/0401\/files\/20260414010251-1f1379da-9584-6f6e-b8e4-ae70d76cd807.png?v=1776130169","url":"https:\/\/mentallystillclockedin.myshopify.com\/products\/t-shirt-glittery-anxiety-with-a-loyalty-program-graphic-tee-msci-already-a-member","provider":"Mentally Still Clocked In","version":"1.0","type":"link"}