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Soft, heavyweight tee with a deadpan, tongue-in-cheek message for folks who move through the world with dry humor and a little outsider energy. The garment-dyed cotton feels broken-in from day one — a lived-in hand that pairs with denim, hoodies, or your favorite layering pieces. Quiet, slightly sarcastic text on the front and back reads like an inside joke you share with other low-key weirdos. Wear it to punch up a simple outfit, to spark a smirk at a show, or to claim your place in whichever small, ironic community you belong to.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, durable feel
- Garment-dyed after construction for a lived-in texture and gentle color variations
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit — structured but comfortable
- Double-needle stitching and tubular (no side seams) construction for durability and clean lines
- Size range S–4XL with pre-shrunk fabric and sewn-in label
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
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$29.99
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$29.99
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| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, durable feel
- Garment-dyed after construction for a lived-in texture and gentle color variations
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit — structured but comfortable
- Double-needle stitching and tubular (no side seams) construction for durability and clean lines
- Size range S–4XL with pre-shrunk fabric and sewn-in label
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean